Monday, June 04, 2007

ACHES, PAINS, GETTING OLDER

Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health. ”Sam, you're in excellent shape for an 85 year old man. But I'm not a magician -- I can't make you any younger,” says the doctor. ”Who asked you to make me younger?” says Sam. “You just make sure I get older!”

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