Friday, August 29, 2014
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY hates having a cold like I do.
No you don't. You just think you do.
Oh, I can prove it alright. Just come hang around with me for a few minutes.
You'll go away saying, "Nobody hates having a cold as much as Clif."
Who else but me gets a summer cold in a hot place like Arizona?
Well, my wife does. But she probably got it from me.
Yes, I know, I know. Arizona, summer, heat---all have nothing to do with getting or not getting a cold. I know that!
But it just doesn't seem right!
People who have colds should be found in cold places. Not here.
Get over it? Oh, I'll get over this lousy cold alright. But these thoughts I'm having about it--never.
These are my thoughts and I'm stickin' with them.
Nobody living in Arizona should get a cold in the summertime!!