FIFTY AND STILL GOING

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine's Day is for lovers! Well, I've been living with and loving the same woman for over fifty years so I can laugh at the following:

A wife was sitting at the breakfast table and asked her husband, "What if something happened to me and I died first? Would you marry again?" He thought for a while then responded, "Yes, I probably would." Then she asked, "Well, would you bring your new wife to live in this house and have her sleep in our bed?" "Well, I hadn't thought about it, but I probably would," he said. She probed further, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" To which he replied, "No, because she's left-handed."