Marriage Humor

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an instituion. - Mae West

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. - socrates

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightening.

Marriage is when a man and a woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.