Red Neck Jokes

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Some days I'm just in a silly mood. This is one of them.

YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK IF:

1. You think Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

2. You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

3. You've got more than three cousins named "Bubba."

4. Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

5. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

6. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding picture.

7. You have a rag for a gas cap.

8. The bluebook value of your truck goes up or down depending on how much gas it has in it.

9. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them yoru belt buckle.

10. If you have ever made change in the offering plate.

11. You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

12. You think the stock market has a fence around it.

13. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.

14. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

15. You've painted a car with house paint.

16. You don't understand any of this.