COUNT YOUR SILVERWARE

Friday, January 11, 2008

Jokes about relatives top the charts. We all have relatives and we all tell jokes about them. The thing that adds spice to these jokes is you don’t know when they come from fact and when they come from fiction.

We had relatives come in on Sunday and leave on Wednesday. As soon as they left we checked to see if any towels were missing and even though we had the good silverware in a safe hiding place—we checked it just the same.

We should have checked the garage. A car is missing. It was spotted out on interstate 10 going toward California. The next sightings were strange. It was seen at that humongous flea market just inside Arizona, and then again at that huge mess of outlet stores in California and then, of all places, on a church parking lot.

The only thing I can figure out is that they sinned their way across Arizona and California and felt the urgent need to meet with God and try to straighten things out.

Was the car valuable? Are you kidding? It was priceless!!!

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