Saturday, July 15, 2006

I stared fear in the face and fear won!

They climbed on the bull one by one, boys, girls, men and women. Each one ended up on the floor.

Nope, I wasn’t about to mount that bull. In fact, I don’t think I could have.

The advertisement said that at l0:00 p.m. there would be a sexy girls bull riding contest.

I suggested that at 9:45 we could send the women back to town in one car and that the men could come much later in the second car.

The women said, “NO!”

I kept seeing a tall, sexy looking blond out of the corner of my eye. I’m not a gambling man and my wife would not let me place a bet, but if I was a gambling man and if my wife wasn’t around—my money would be on that blond!

Around 8:30 we piled in our cars and headed back to town. There would be no sexy, girl bull riding contest for me to see. The REAL cowboys got to stay.

The urban cowboys had to head for home.


WhyNotWes? said...

I don't know the context of this but it sounds pretty funny!!