JUST CALL IT RELIGION OR A DECISION OF THE U.N.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

WANT TO HAVE A DOZEN WIVES? -----OK. JUST DO IT IN THE NAME OF RELIGION.

WANT TO ABORT YOUR BABY? -----OK. JUST SAY YOUR RELIGION ALLOWS IT.

WANT TO STRAP EXPLOSIVES ON YOUR BABY AND BLOW HIM/HER UP ALONG WITH HUNDREDS OF OTHERS? …..IT’S OK IF YOU DO IT IN THE NAME OF RELIGION.

YOU CAN DO ANY CRAZY, SCREWY, TERRIBLE THING YOU WANT TO JUST SO LONG AS IT IS DONE IN THE NAME OF RELIGION. IS THIS CRAZY, SCREWY, TERRIBLE THING REALLY A RELIGION? IT IS IF YOU SAY IT IS!

ISRAEL NEEDS TO GET BACK OVER THE BORDER AND STOP DEFENDING THEMSELVES. THE UNITED NATIONS HAS MADE A DECISION AND THE LORD KNOWS THEY COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE WRONG.

WE HEAR ABOUT THE STUPID DECISIONS THE UNITED NATIONS MAKE AND WE SAY, “THAT’S STUPID AND WILL HAVE DISASTEROUS RESULTS. BUT IT HAS TO BE OBEYED BECAUSE THE UNITED NATIONS SAID SO.

THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE QUESTIONED ABOUT SOMETHING YOU ARE DOING, JUST SAY, “IT’S MY RELIGION.” IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, SAY "THE UNITED NATIONS TOLD ME TO DO IT."

YOUR MATE, BOSS, FRIEND WILL JUST HAVE TO SAY, “WELL, OK!”