NO WORD FROM WASHINGTON

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

In yesterday’s blog I offered my services to the President. I am ready and willing to replace Karl Rove. I also called his office and made the same offer. Puzzled by no response I had the following conversation with the phone company:

ME – Yesterday I called three smokin’, hot, politicians and not one responded. What are the chances they all three called at the same time and jammed your phone lines?

PHONE COMPANY – One in a billion!

ME – You’re saying there is a chance……then.