JUST PLAIN SILLY

Thursday, April 13, 2006

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?